A JOKE 4 NIGERIANS!
A man screwing his housemaid screamed, "You're so sweet". She replied, "Thank you, even houseboy tell me say I sweet pass madam". Oga fainted!
JACK BAUER GOES TO JAIL!
How messed up is this shit? It looks like Jack Bauer-common man's hero-might be hitting the correctional facility. I can't really be bothered with giving the full details of why, what and how. I just can't believe this - this is just as bad as when original Superman, Mr Reeves fell off his horse and became paralyzed for life. There's got to be some kind of insurance protection cover for all action heroes. There's nothing sadder than watching a 'telly' figure fall from grace.
I mean look at Mr. T doing Snickers commercials and my personal favourite - The Hoff drinking himself to the grave! I mean, this ain't right. How can Jack Bauer save the world in 24 hours but somehow forget to save his own a**?
Akon needs to sing about this shizzle!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS NUDE PHOTO
Could it be the way Tyson Beckford is sitting? or Where Naomi's left foot is? Someone help .....
Oh, by the way it's a promotional campaign for the PZero Nero line of Pirelli tyres. Do you see the correlation cause I don't. Plus why are they wearing shoes?
EATING MUFF! by J.HOLIDAY's Bed
Fellas,
There's a new making 'romance' song on the block. This track is by J.Holiday and may word this track is fetishly seductive. I can guarantee you it will do the trick so that you tongue don't have to work to hard!
She gon' love you after this.
The production is simply class. This is how love songs should be made and SANG.
DIRTY & SKANK AS SHE WANNA BE
Don't we just love Lil Kim - post jail, post plastic surgery, post Ray -J!
Remember how nasty and gangsta she looked in her first video:
I mean how hardcore can you get with this verse -
"Yeauhhh, I Momma, Miss Ivana Usually rock the Prada, sometimes Gabbana
Stick you for your cream and your riches
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches
Puff Daddy pump the Hummer for the summerI follow -- in the E-Class with the goggles
96 models, Bad Click on the stroll(Tell em how we roll)
Cruise control
Nuttin make a woman feel betta than Berrettas and Amarettas, butta leathers and mad cheddaz
Chillin in a Benz with my ami-gos
Tryin to stick a nigga for his pe-sos
If you say so's, then I'm the same chick that you wanna get with, lick up in my twat
Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom poomnanny nanny, punanny donny, heyyy!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! SHE NASTY....but we love it! Reminisce people, reminise!!!
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